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Monday, December 10, 2007

Kids & The Christian Faith... LOL

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3-year-old Reese:

'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen.'

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A little boy was overheard praying:

'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am.'

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After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys.'

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One particular four-year-old prayed,

'And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,

'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'

One bright little girl replied,

'Because people are sleeping.'

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

'Ryan, you be Jesus!'

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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.

'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

'Did God throw him back down?'

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

'Would you like to say the blessing?'

'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.

'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'

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Scat Cursed @ 3:59 PM

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

My Celebrity Look Alikes When I'm Pissed

http://www.myheritage.com

Scat Cursed @ 1:19 PM

My Celebrity Look Alikes When Im Happy
http://www.myheritage.com

Scat Cursed @ 1:07 PM

Thursday, August 30, 2007


You are The Fool


The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.


What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

Scat Cursed @ 12:05 PM

Monday, August 20, 2007

You Are Cereal

Playful and lighthearted, breakfast is likely your favorite meal of the day.
(In fact, you're probably the type who sneaks cereal as a midnight snack.)
Your culinary skills are probably a bit lacking... and you are a sucker for junk food.
Some people accuse you of eating like a kid, but you prefer to think of yourself as low maintenance.
What Kind of Breakfast Are You?

Scat Cursed @ 10:38 AM




You Are A Fig Tree



You are very independent and strong minded.

A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.

You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.

You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.

A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess.

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Scat Cursed @ 10:36 AM

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

You are White Chocolate

You are White Chocolate
You are sweet, caring, and truly very innocent.
Whether your naive ways are a bit of act or not, people like to take care of you.
You are a quiet flirt, and your power is often underestimated!
What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

Scat Cursed @ 1:50 PM

*Dr. Curse*

Name: FunkMasta Scat
Age: 20
Gender: Male
Date Of Birth: 14 Dec 1986
Nationality: Singaporean
Race: Indian
Religion: Catholic
Size: 001100
Status: In A Relationship.
(Ladiez, Though I'm taken, I'll still be available for you.)
Occupation: Operations Assistant
Email: funkmastascat@hotmail.com
Friendster: www.friendster.com/scat
Bands: -Nil-
*Dare To Curse?*