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Kids & Christianity

2007-12-10T15:59:00.000+08:00

Kids & The Christian Faith... LOL

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3-year-old Reese:

'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,

Harold is His name.

Amen.'

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A little boy was overheard praying:

'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am.'

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After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,

and I wanted to stay with you guys.'

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One particular four-year-old prayed,

'And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets.'

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A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they

were on the way to church service,

'And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?'

One bright little girl replied,

'Because people are sleeping.'

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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,

'Ryan, you be Jesus!'

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A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son asked.

'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad replied.

The boy thought a moment and then said,

'Did God throw him back down?'

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A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

'Would you like to say the blessing?'

'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.

'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?'

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Mt Celebrity Look Alikes

2007-09-04T13:19:00.000+08:00

My Celebrity Look Alikes When I'm Pissed

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My Celebrity Look Alikes

2007-09-04T13:07:00.000+08:00

My Celebrity Look Alikes When Im Happy

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2007-08-30T12:05:00.001+08:00

You are The Fool

The Fool is the card of infinite possibilities. The bag on the staff indicates that he has all he need to do or be anything he wants, he has only to stop and unpack. He is on his way to a brand new beginning. But the card carries a little bark of warning as well. Stop daydreaming and fantasising and watch your step, lest you fall and end up looking the fool.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

2007-08-20T10:38:00.001+08:00

You Are Cereal

Playful and lighthearted, breakfast is likely your favorite meal of the day.
(In fact, you're probably the type who sneaks cereal as a midnight snack.)
Your culinary skills are probably a bit lacking... and you are a sucker for junk food.
Some people accuse you of eating like a kid, but you prefer to think of yourself as low maintenance.

What Kind of Breakfast Are You?

2007-08-20T10:36:00.000+08:00

You Are A Fig Tree

You are very independent and strong minded.

A hard worker when you want to be, you play hard too.

You are honest and loyal. You hate contradiction or arguments.

You love life, and you live for your friends, children, and animals.

A great sense of humor, artistic talent, and intelligence are all gifts you possess.

What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

2007-08-08T13:50:00.001+08:00

You are White Chocolate

You are White Chocolate
You are sweet, caring, and truly very innocent.
Whether your naive ways are a bit of act or not, people like to take care of you.
You are a quiet flirt, and your power is often underestimated!

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

2007-08-08T13:49:00.001+08:00

You Are 80% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.

How Evil Are You?

2007-08-08T13:46:00.001+08:00

Your Brain's Pattern

Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world!

What Pattern Is Your Brain?

2007-08-07T13:24:00.001+08:00

What Your Hands Say About You

You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills.

Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you.

Consistent and reliable, you like to count on structure and routine in your life.

Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life.

What Do Your Hands Say About You?

2007-08-07T13:23:00.001+08:00

You Can Make 81% of Your Crushes Fall in Love With You

Admit it, you can seduce practically anyone. And sometimes you try just for fun.
You're a total heartbreaker that knows when to play it cool.
You are the type of person people go completely lovesick over. Just use your powers for good, okay?

Can You Make Anyone Fall in Love With You?

2007-08-07T13:21:00.001+08:00

Your Kiss is Red

You are intense about kissing but easily distracted.
You kiss for attention, power, and passion.
It doesn't take a lot for you to want to kiss someone.
If you see a kissing opportunity, you always go for it!

Kissing Type: Kissaholic (admit it!)

People See Your Kisses as: Seductive

You Kiss Best With: An Orange Kisser

Stay away from: A Blue Kisser

What Color Is Your Kiss?

2007-08-07T13:20:00.001+08:00

Your Sensitivity Score: 52%

As far as sensitivity goes, you're a lot more in tune than most people.
You can't help but be touched by what's around you - good and bad.
But when things do get really bad around you, you are strong enough not to break down.

Are You Extremely Sensitive?

2007-08-07T13:17:00.001+08:00

Your Love Is Represented By a Pink Rose

You see love as something that should be light, fun, and whimsical.
People fall in love with you easily. And you tend to fall out of love easily!
You express your love through attention and shared experiences. You love people more than they realize.

What Rose Represents Your Love?

2007-08-07T13:12:00.001+08:00

Your Superpower Should Be Manipulating Fire

You are intense, internally driven, and passionate.
Your emotions are unpredictable - and they often get the better of you.
Both radiant and terrifying, people are drawn to you.
At your most powerful, you feel like the world belongs to you.

Why you would be a good superhero: You are obsessive enough to give it your all

Your biggest problem as a superhero: Your moodiness would make it difficult to control your powers

What Should Your Superpower Be?

2007-08-07T13:10:00.001+08:00

Your Aura is Yellow

You're a deeply happy and content person, and you enjoy sharing your cheer with others.
While you may seem like a simple optimist, there is a lot of thinking going on inside you.

The purpose of your life: bringing joy and a better life to others

Famous yellows include: Conan O'Brien, Jenny Mccarthy, Jim Carrey

Careers for you to try: Athlete, Actor, Yoga Instructor

What Color Is Your Aura?

2007-08-07T13:07:00.001+08:00

You Are a Little Anal Retentive

Okay, so you're occasionally uptight, but it's not like you fill your day with little OCD rituals.
You just like to exercise a little control over your life, and that's usually a good thing.
As long as you limit your anal retentive ways to your own behavior, you're not annoying anyone.
Deep down, most people are exactly like you.

Are You Anal Retentive?

My Monster Name

2007-08-07T13:01:00.000+08:00

My Monster Name

Get Your Monster Name

My Cyborg Name

2007-08-07T12:59:00.000+08:00

My Cyborg Name

Get Your Cyborg Name

My Sexy Name

2007-08-07T12:58:00.001+08:00

My Sexy Name

Get Your Sexy Name

In Search Of Music

2007-07-27T13:00:00.000+08:00

Pirate(D) : The Musical

In Tha Zone...

2007-07-27T12:52:00.000+08:00

Yes i'm back again after a very very very very very very very very very very long long time. well honestly? i've just been to busy with work eh wait.. since when was this blog abt me? Oh Shaddap Scat.

Ok enough nonsense. Right now? i need you peepz out there to do me a favour. Yes, a favour. Support Sean Padman & his crew's short clip. He's a good fren of mine and since he's a good fren of mine and all u wonderful peepz out there are good frens of mine... show him some luv ya`ll.
http://www.yourfilm.sg/Watch.aspx?id=MzRQYXNzd29yZA==
MUCH OBLIGED MATES.
CHEERS.
*Here's the video.*

The Future Of Love, Relationships And Parenting

2007-04-19T20:33:00.000+08:00

Women might soon be able to produce sperm in a development that could allow lesbian couples to have their own biological daughters, according to a pioneering study published today.
Scientists are seeking ethical permission to produce synthetic sperm cells from a woman's bone marrow tissue after showing that it possible to produce rudimentary sperm cells from male bone-marrow tissue.

The researchers said they had already produced early sperm cells from bone-marrow tissue taken from men. They believe the findings show that it may be possible to restore fertility to men who cannot naturally produce their own sperm.

But the results also raise the prospect of being able to take bone-marrow tissue from women and coaxing the stem cells within the female tissue to develop into sperm cells, said Professor Karim Nayernia of the University of Newcastle upon Tyne.

Creating sperm from women would mean they would only be able to produce daughters because the Y chromosome of male sperm would still be needed to produce sons. The latest research brings the prospect of female-only conception a step closer.

"Theoretically is it possible," Professor Nayernia said. "The problem is whether the sperm cells are functional or not. I don't think there is an ethical barrier, so long as it's safe. We are in the process of applying for ethical approval. We are preparing now to apply to use the existing bone marrow stem cell bank here in Newcastle. We need permission from the patient who supplied the bone marrow, the ethics committee and the hospital itself."

If sperm cells can be developed from female bone-marrow tissue they will be matured in the laboratory and tested for their ability to penetrate the outer "shell" of a hamster's egg - a standard fertility test for sperm.

"We want to test the functionality of any male and female sperm that is made by this way," Professor Nayernia said. But he said there was no intention at this stage to produce female sperm that would be used to fertilise a human egg, a move that would require the approval of the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority.

The immediate aim is to see if female bone marrow can be lured into developing into the stem cells that can make sperm cells. The ultimate aim is to discover if these secondary stem cells can then be made into other useful tissues of the body, he said.

The latest findings, published in the journal Reproduction: Gamete Biology, show that male bone marrow can be used to make the early "spermatagonial" stem cells that normally mature into fully developed sperm cells.

"Our next goal is to see if we can get the spermatagonial stem cells to progress to mature sperm in the laboratory and this should take around three to five years of experiments," Professor Nayernia said.

Last year, Professor Nayernia led scientists at the University of Gottingen in Germany who became the first to produce viable artificial sperm from mouse embryonic stem cells, which were used to produce seven live offspring.

His latest work on stem cells derived from human bone marrow suggests that it could be possible to develop the techniques to help men who cannot produce their own sperm naturally.

"We're very excited about this discovery, particularly as our earlier work in mice suggests that we could develop this work even further," Professor Nayernia said.

Whether the scientists will ever be able to develop the techniques to help real patients - male or female - will depend on future legislation that the Government is preparing as a replacement to the existing Human Fertilisation and Embryology Act.

A White Paper on genetics suggested that artificial gametes produced from the ordinary "somatic" tissue of the body may be banned from being used to fertilise human eggs by in vitro fertilisation.

Making babies without men - a literary view

Singapore Youth Survey

2007-04-11T19:40:00.000+08:00

CALLING ALL YOU SINGAPOREAN YOUTHZ. Here's the results of a survey done by u guys out there. Aint no surprise in the results i'd say. Expected as much...

SINGAPORE : Forty-six percent of youths think it is okay to have sex before marriage, and 55 percent of youths feel that life will not be complete if they do not get married and have children.

These are just some of the findings from a Singapore Polytechnic survey of 800 youths, aged between 15 and 29 years old.

Despite having gone through national education at school, 37 percent of Singaporean youths say they are not patriotic.

In fact, more than half want to migrate overseas if given a chance.

Indian youths are the most ready to migrate, at 67 percent, compared to 60 percent of Malays and 49 percent of Chinese.

"After coming back from travelling, they find that other countries have much more to offer than Singapore, which is very boring," says one youth.

60 percent of youths are also not interested in local politics, but half of them want to see more opposition members in parliament.

The survey also looked at issues of social concern.

54 percent of youths surveyed think it is okay to use vulgarities when talking to friends, and half find homosexuality acceptable.

"To youths, it's common knowledge that homosexuals exist in Singapore. In fact, if you ask any youth, he'll say that he knows at least one homosexual friend," says another youth.

"There is gap between me, the way I think and the way youths in Singapore think. But I'm not surprised because they are under so much more different influences than what I went through. They've got 100 movie channels and they've got the Internet," says V Maheantharan, director of School of Business at Singapore Polytechnic.

46 percent of youths are on the Internet for five hours or more a day, and 56 percent say they are not bothered by copyright issues related to downloading movies off the Internet.

40 percent of respondents also blog and 48 percent share original content, for example, artwork, stories and videos.

12 percent say they don't go to the cinema as often because they are downloading movies off the internet.

When it comes to money and career, half of the respondents say that remuneration is the most important factor when choosing a job, and 47 percent aspire to be an entrepreneur.

Youths also say that the three things most important to them are family, freedom and health. - CNA /ls

25 Hours A Day...

2007-04-11T19:35:00.000+08:00

Take away the watches, clocks and sunsets and the body's circadian clock resets to a 25-hour cycle. That's what a neurologist in the 1970s discovered.
March 5, 2007

Much of our knowledge about the body's circadian clock comes from people who volunteer to live for a while in "time-isolation." In Europe, such studies first took place in bunkers and caves in the 1960s. In the U.S., the first time-isolated lab was built on the fifth floor of an old hospital wing in the Bronx in the 1970s.

In the 18th century, famed English surgeon John Hunter documented that body temperature drops each night during sleep. In the 20th century, scientists confirmed that temperature rises and falls throughout the day and night — as do alertness and levels of growth hormone, cortisol and potassium.

That led some scientists, including New York neurologist Elliott Weitzman, to wonder: What would happen to the body's clock if external clues on when to sleep (such as the rising and setting of the sun) were taken away? He founded the first time-free lab in the U.S. at New York's Montefiore Medical Center to find out.

The lab's "control station" monitored a pair of windowless, soundproofed, climate-controlled apartments devoid of all time cues (known as zeitgebers); no clocks, radios, televisions or telephones.

Shedding their wristwatches, the lab's human volunteer subjects checked in for a few months at a time. They were promised a "normal" living environment, as long as they didn't mind not knowing the day or time or sporting a uniform of rectal probes, catheters and electrodes. The wires and gadgets took subjects' temperatures every minute, blood every 20 minutes, and monitored brainwaves as they slept.

The lab's staff was computer-assigned to a randomized work schedule so the subjects couldn't guess the time by who was working when. The staff came and went through a double door that blocked any trace of daylight. They gave up their watches and traded in "good mornings" and "good nights" for simple "hellos." The men among them shaved just before entering, to erase any five o'clock shadow.

After about a week of lights-out at midnight and lights back on at 8 a.m., the subjects were free to sleep, wake and eat at will.

An artist living in Weitzman's lab completed a dozen paintings, a retiree wrote a book on economic theory, and an undergraduate used his unstructured time to catch up on overdue coursework. A reporter for the New York Times stayed in the lab for 25 days and wrote on her experience for the paper. And all subjects, unprompted, shifted their schedules to what scientists now know is the human body's natural biological day: roughly 25 hours.

Free of all time constraints and cues, the study subjects generally went to sleep an hour later night after night and woke an hour later each morning, slowly shifting their schedules forward.

They experienced other changes too: Temperature fell just before sleep, not during; dreaming took place earlier during the night; and hormone patterns shifted slightly compared with those in people sleeping and rising on a 24-hour schedule.

Weitzman (who died in 1983) and his colleagues concluded that humans are constantly "entraining" themselves — using alarm clocks for example — to stick to a 24-hour day, instead of their biologically natural 25-hour one. This circadian clock, it seems, can only be reset within reason: to day lengths between 23 to 28 hours.

Why Do People Kiss?

2007-04-11T19:27:00.001+08:00

hmmm... Anyone wondered why do ppl kiss? im sure alot of you did right... well i hope this helps you peepz find the answer to the question...

Why Do People Kiss?

Her eyes are wide as they stare into yours. You wrap your arm around her waist and pull her in close. She touches your face and you lean in, tilt your head—to the right, of course—and your lips connect. The rushing sensation leaves you little room to wonder, “Why the hell am I doing this anyway?”
Of course, the simplest answer is that humans kiss because it just feels good. But there are people for whom this explanation isn't quite sufficient. They formally study the anatomy and evolutionary history of kissing and call themselves philematologists.

So far, these kiss scientists haven't conclusively explained how human smooching originated, but they've come up with a few theories, and they've mapped out how our biology is affected by a passionate lip-lock.

A big question is whether kissing is learned or instinctual. Some say it is a learned behavior, dating back to the days of our early human ancestors. Back then, mothers may have chewed food and passed it from their mouths into those of their toothless infants. Even after babies cut their teeth, mothers would continue to press their lips against their toddlers' cheeks to comfort them.

Supporting the idea that kissing is learned rather than instinctual is the fact that not all humans kiss. Certain tribes around the world just don't make out, anthropologists say. While 90 percent of humans actually do kiss, 10 percent have no idea what they're missing.

Others believe kissing is indeed an instinctive behavior, and cite animals' kissing-like behaviors as proof. While most animals rub noses with each other as a gesture of affection, others like to pucker up just like humans. Bonobos, for example, make up tons of excuses to swap some spit. They do it to make up after fights, to comfort each other, to develop social bonds, and sometimes for no clear reason at all—just like us.

Today, the most widely accepted theory of kissing is that humans do it because it helps us sniff out a quality mate. When our faces are close together, our pheromones “talk”—exchanging biological information about whether or not two people will make strong offspring. Women, for example, subconsciously prefer the scent of men whose genes for certain immune system proteins are different from their own. This kind of match could yield offspring with stronger immune systems, and better chances for survival.

Still, most people are satisfied with the explanation that humans kiss because it feels good. Our lips and tongues are packed with nerve endings, which help intensify all those dizzying sensations of being in love when we press our mouths to someone else's. Experiencing such feelings doesn't usually make us think too hard about why we kiss—instead, it drives us to find ways to do it more often.

This answer is provided by Scienceline, a project of New York University's Science, Health and Environmental Reporting Program.

Next 10 Different Types Of Kissing

2007-03-21T19:55:00.000+08:00

Welcome back peepz... well then 1 week to practise the 1st 10 kisses... Hope you guys enjoyed it. So how was it? Fun.. Yes No? Its alright if those 10 didn't work out for you cause.... here comes another 10. Some to drive the ladiez wild and some to drive the men wild.. Stay tuned for the last 10 kisses aight? Till next time...

AdieuZ & CiaoZ
LadieZ & Gentlemen
Funkmasta Scat....

11) The Neck Kiss
96% of the women agree that their most favourite spot to kiss wld be their neck.
Especially when you slowly work your way from the ear down to her neck and even
maybe even lower. They'll go crazy. Trust me. It makes the ladies go very weak like they're melting and your in control. Which guy wouldnt want that? How to? Simple infact. Begin with her lips then slowly move to her cheeks and slide down to her neck & Presto!!! She'll get weak in the knees.

12) The Eskimo Kiss
On a cold day, what you do is rub your noses together like the eskimos, run it along your partner's until it hits the cheek. Fight playfully with your noses. Without kissing, smack your lips to the side of your partner's mouth inhaling their HOPEFULLY delicious fragrance.

13) The Electric Kiss
Only do this at home when noone is around. Cause if u do it in public, get ready to be laughed at. Rub your feet back and forth on a rug. You can build up 4,000 volts of static electricityin your body and when u kiss, you get a harmless shock. Electrifying indeed. But it's fun. And if you dont have a rug at home, just go over to your neighbour's and ask if you could borrow their rug or use it at their place.

14) The Candy Kiss
As the name explain's everything. Kissing but having candy involved. Try to steal the candy from your partner's mouth & partners your to fight back and not let them steal the candy from your mouth. It just goes on back & forth. You wouldn't even notice the time flying by. Fun indeed. A surprise french kiss awaits you.

15) The Sliding Kiss
Must have heard of playgrounds with slides, sliding guitars and etc etc. And now we have the sliding kiss. Start of from her neck and slowly slide down her arm, giving intsy bitsy kisses. You can also do the sliding kiss on her feet and legs. You wanna be smooth? Start from her left hand up her left arm then all around the neck and down her right arm and then the right hand. If you want to you could do it vice versa, whichever hand is next to you. For more INTENSE sliding kiss, start from her foot up her thighs, her waist, her chest then the neck and down to her arm and back up to her neck, go around the neck, kiss her ears and down to her other hand. Up again to her shoulders and down to her other foot. Ladies just lie down and let your partners do the work. If they are very bad kissers then this would give them chances to practise
their kissing.

16) The Wet Kiss
An intimate kiss can rather be wet and sloppy but remember to be polite. Catch your breathe every now & then not forgetting to swallow your saliva. You wouldnt want your partner to feel like they're kissing a bulldog right?

17) The Hollywood Kiss
Here's your chance to feel like celebrities. Lean forward on your partner like what you watch on the big screens and kiss. Wait!!! Dont lean too much or u might just end up breaking ur partner's back. If you can pull this Off... my my, an unforgetable kiss indeed. Days, Months or even maybe years. Good Luck!!!

18)The Bad Boy Kiss
80% of the ladies prefer to be kissed by bad boys. Awww dont worry all you good guys out there... there's still the other 20%. Lets not be so mean... Good guys listen up. You wanna give a bad boy kiss? Sure... Just wear a leather jacket. LOL!!!
Just ask your partners to teach you how to be bad. Even more fun right? Your partners get to choose what kinda bad boy they want. This is where the girls do most of the kissing and the guy who's a bad boy right now just enjoys till he feel kissing back. Let the girls wait... Just remember that.

19) The Lip-o-suction Kiss
This is definitely very safe for a girl. No tongue involved at all and she can breathe through the whole kiss. Guys kiss the upper lip while the girl kisses the lower lip then in reverse.

20) The Teasing Kiss
This is also another kiss where the girls do all the kissing and the guys just stand/lie still. STILL!!! Dont move or touch anything and let the girls do whatever they want. Kinky indeed... Shows you what that girl can really do. Girls please tease
your partners in whatever means possible. Spanking, licking, nibbling and etc etc etc. Just drive him crazy and the best part? He cant do anything so your the one in total control. Lets see how much endurance your guy has.

Kissing

2007-03-13T20:39:00.000+08:00

Yoz DudeZ & Dudettez... Wazz Happenin? Guyz, Howz it hanging? Galz, Are your eveil twins planning on taking over the world? Aight Aight... Did you know that there are 30 different kinds of kisses? i bet you didnt know that but now you do. I've decided to spicen up your relationships. I'm gonna list down 10 of the 30 kisses for now... Let's just hope it helps to spicen up your relationships. This is for the Ladiez Only. If you need someone to practise on i'm always available... Hahahahaha... Jokez Jokez.

How To Practise Kissing
- Training your tongue by eating a lollipop and ice-cream

'Kissing involves some of the pleasures of eating, in the absence of nourishment.'
- Psychiatrist, Adam Phillips -

What To Do With Your Hands
A hug is fine but can be quite stiff and boring. So what you do? While kissing, gently rub and down your partner's back. The BACK not his/her BUTT. Only cup his/her butt if you know him/her well. Rub his/her face gently, run your fingers through his/her hair& maybe gently play with his/her ears. Please stand close to each other. Let those hips feel each other& put your feet into your partner's feet. More intimacy right? Your not doin paintings so why stand in an A-Frame position?

The 1st 10 Out Of 30 Different Kissez.
1) The Lip Kiss
Make sure your nose is at the side of your partner's nose. You wouldnt wanna accidentally break his/her nose. Slowly move forward & gently kiss one your partner's lips. Its not a french kiss so PLEASE no tongue action. Do behave alright?

2) The Shy Kiss
Look around, make sure noone is around looking at you when you kiss. Its just a gentle peck.

3) The Mirror Kiss
Most females enjoy looking at themselves in the mirror when their kissing. it can be quite a turn ON & also to see if your partner is enjoying where he/she is kissing you.

4) The Talking Kiss
Talking while kissing, saying sweet and romantic stuff or maybe like telling your partner that he/she is stepping on your foot. You might wanna take note cuz you wouldnt wanna embarass yourself to your partner.

5) The Laughing Kiss
This is a good sign. Its not that your partner is laughing at you but its more of he/she is enjoyin the kiss. Some even cry because it feels so good.

6) The Eye Kiss
Kissing your partner on his/her eye. Sweet, Sensual & Romantic. A great way of showing affection.Please make sure his/her eye are closed you wouldnt wanna get lipbalm ot lipstick or anything on your lip into your partner's eye.

7) The Bitting Kiss
Nibble on your partner's ear or neck during a kiss. They would love that and it also tells your partner that your ready to go to the next level. Remember its a nibble. Your not trying to bite off your partner's ear or suck blood from the neck.

8) The Make Up Kiss
You see Love is all about breaking up and making up. This is 'The Kiss' when u wanna make up with your partner especially after quarrels and arguements. MAKE UP NOT MAKE OUT. Your partner may not feel that he/she would wanna feel intimate at this point of time after what has happened. Remember, You wouldnt wanna go through this kiss. Its one Bad Mama Jamma.

9) The Ear Kiss
This kiss can really drive most girls wild i tell you, such a turn on for them. Suprising? Hey, Its a known fact. Start by kissing on your partner's ear lobe then slowly work your way up and caress the back of his/her ear with your tongue. Whats the secret to a wonderful ear kiss? Simple, do it
gently and repeatedly. Yea, thats it. Gently & Repeatedly.

10) The Phone Kiss
Don't know how to? Just make kissing noises on the receiver on your phone. But please don't do it on random. Tell your partner romantic stuff before you start making kissing noises.

Try it out. Definitely gonna be fun. For the other 20 ways of kissing, Please Drop By Again. *Also includes tips regarding kissing*

AdieuZ & CiaoZ

Singapore's History

2007-03-11T11:27:00.000+08:00

Wonderin what singapore's history is but your just lazy to read up and research? Maybe looking for an interactive form of history lessons? Well then... I might just have the solution to your problem.

Christmas Wishes

2006-12-24T13:19:00.000+08:00

*This Post may contain content that is inappropriate for viewers below the age of 18. Parental Supervision is to be advised.

Hello there...
Welcome To Another Moment With Scat...
Its Christmas... Merry Xmas To All... & To All A Happy New Year...
Its Pressies Time...
Have Fun & Enjoy.. Be Merry... Laugh Till You Drop...
Ho Ho HO!!!

How To Enjoy A Christmas Turkey?
Step 1: Bite The Neck Gently
Step 2: Chew The Breast Softly
Step 3: Spread THe Legs Slowly
Step 4: Suck The Juice Excitingly
So whenever your making out with a girl.. just remember the 4 steps on how to enjoy a turkey... it can never go wrong... just dont tell ur partner that she was treated like a turkey k.. or else ur gonna be in so much trouble. hahaha *winkz winkz*
*Just Kiddin... *

What Not To Get For The Ladies FOr Xmas

My First Ever Music Video I Watched

2006-12-11T20:00:00.000+08:00

Crazy

2006-11-22T21:33:00.000+08:00

The JinxMasta is back with yet another post...

I know you peepz have done crazy things before, But what is the most craziest stunt you ever pulled? Share it with us on the tagboard.

Ok... Here's one of my crazy exploits in Singapore.

It was Sean Padman's birthday. Me & Rabia wanted to celebrate it in a different but speical way. We met up at abt 0100 hrs after Rabia ended her work and took a long walk from Cuppage to Marina South.. Yes Marina South.. We were drinking and dancing, havin a ball of a time. Then Rabia suggested goin skinny dipping in the Singapore River.. I was liek ok ah why not.. The river just looked so so so nice... We removed our clothes and went into the river. Sean didnt join us cuz he said he was too lazy to remove his boots (excuses... i think he was just bein a wuss.. sorry sean... hahahaha). Rabia was swimming & i being the relak one corner type, i took a seat on the rocks just leting the waves splash on me... I'm telling you... it was a great feeling. So after lazying around for like 10 - 15 mins, Sean came and tried to steal our clothes.. You idiot. We came out of the river and started to slip into our clothes and that was when we realised we had cuts and scratches everywhere... Stupid barnacles... It was only then i realised how sharp they can be... Really Scary.. I know i had a very deep cut on my right palm..

Think about it... Would you have ever considered goin skinny dipping anywhere in Singapore let alone the Singapore River? Well, Thats it for now... Stay Tuned for more crazy stunts coming your way. Till then,

AdieuZ & CiaoZ
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Another Trip Down Memory Lane

2006-10-28T01:45:00.000+08:00

Another Trip Down Memory Lane

Yes Dudez & Dudettez.. Another trip down memory lane. What we thought was super duper pretty cool when we were kids are the lamest and stupidiest thing in this damn world that we live in... Why the drastic change in mentality? I'll let you figure that out. But for now, Enjoy what u thought was super duper cool when we were lils.

OH YES!!! Pls... i beg of you. FIRE MISS PIGGY!!!
Hahaha
AdieuZ & Ciaoz

A Gentle Reminder Of Our Fond Childhood Memories

2006-10-26T22:20:00.000+08:00

A Gentle Reminder Of Our Fond Childhood Memories.
Those Were The Days.....

1. You grew up watching He-man, MASK, Transformers, Silver Hawk and Mickey Mouse. Not to forget, Ninja turtles, My Little Pony and Smurfs too.
2. You grew up brushing your teeth with a mug in Primary school during recess time. You will squat by a drain with all your classmates beside you, and brush your teeth with a
coloured mug. The teachers said you must brush each side 10 times too.
3. You know what SBC stands for.
4. You pay 40 cents for Chocolate or Strawberry MILK every week in class.
5. You watch a very popular Malay dubbed Japanese drama on RTM1 about schoolgirls who possess powerful skills in volleyball called Meoro Attack.
6. You find your friends with pagers and handphone cool in Secondary school.
7. SBS buses used to be non-airconditioned. The bus seats are made of wood and the cushion is red. The big red bell gives a loud BEEP! when pressed. There are colourful
tickets for TIBS buses.The conductor will check for tickets by using a machine which punches a hole in the ticket.
8. Envelopes given to us to donate to Sharity Elephant every Children's Day.
9. You've probably read Young Generation magazine.You know who's Vinny the little vampire and Acai the constable.
10. You were there when they first introduced MRT here. You went for the first ride with your parents and you would kneel on the seat to see the scenery.
11. Movie tickets used to cost only $3.50.
12. Gals are fascinated by Strawberry Short Cake and Barbie Dolls.
13. You learn to laugh like The Count in Sesame Street.
14. You longed to buy tibits called Kaka (20 cents per pack), and Ding Dang (50 cents per box), that had a toy in it and it changes every week not forgetting the 15 cents
animal crackers and the ring pop, where the lollipop is the diamond on the ring.
15. You watched TV2 (also known as Channel 10) cartoons because Channel 5 never had enough cartoons for you.
16. Hardy Boys, Nancy Drew, The Three Investigators, Famous Five and Secret Seven are probably the thickest story books you ever thought you have read.
Even Sweet Valley High and Malory Towers.
17. KFC used to be a high class restaurant that serve food in plates and let you use metal forks and knives.
18. The most vulgar thing you said was asshole and idiot and THE MOST EXTREME WAS 'super white'...you just couldn't bring yourself to say the hokkien relative.
19. Catching was the IN thing and twist as the magic word.
20. Your English workbooks was made of some damn poor quality paper that was smooth and yellow.
21. CDIS were your bestfriend.
22. The only computer lessons in school involved funny pixellised characters in 16 colours walking about trying to teach you maths.
23. Waterbottles were slinged around your neck and a must everywhere you go.
24. Boys loved to play soccer with small plastic balls in the basketball court.
25. Teng-teng, five stones, chapteh, hentam bola and zero point were all the rage with the girls and boys too...
26. Science was fun with the balsam and the angsana being the most important plants of our lives, guppies and swordtail being the most important fish.
27. Who can forget Ahmad, Bala, Sumei and John, eternalized in our minds from the textbooks. Even Mr Wally & Mr. Yakki. What abt Miss Lala???
And Zaki and Tini in Malay Textbooks?
28. We carry out experiments of our own to get ourself badges for being a Young Zoologist/Botanist etc.
29. Every Children's day and National day you either get pins or pens with 'Happy Children's Day 1993' or dumb files with 'Happy National Day 1994'.
30. In Primary six you had to play buddy for the younger kids like big sister and brother.
31. We wear BM2000, BATA, or Pallas shoes.
32. Your form teacher taught you Maths, Science and English.
33. The worksheets were made of brown rough paper of poor quality.
34. You went to school in slippers and a raincoat when it rained, and you find a dry spot in the school to sit down, dry your feet, and wear your dry and warm socks and shoes.
35. School dismissal time was normally around 1 pm.
36. There would be spelling tests and mental sums to do almost everyday.
37. Your friends considered you lucky and rich if your parents gave you $3 or more for pocket money everyday.
38. You see Wee Kim Wee's face in the school hall.
39. You freak out when the teacher tells you to line up according to height and hold hands with the corresponding boy or girl.
40. Boys like to catch fighting spiders.
41. Collecting and battling erasers was a pastime for boys.
42. Autograph books were loaded with "Best Wishes", "Forget MeNot", and small poems like "Bird fly high, hard to catch.Friend like you, hard to forget".
43. Class monitors and prefects loved to say "You talk somemore, I write your name ah!"
44. There were at least 40 people in one class.
45. Large, colourful schoolbags were carried.
50. You brought every single book to school, even though there was one thing called the timetable.

Greetings

2006-10-21T10:51:00.000+08:00

Happy Deepavali To All
Have Fun & Enjoy Till It Last
*GrinZ*